Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Here’s Some (Thoughtfully Serious) Advice on Getting Over a Breakup
We've all been there. Here are some ways to get out.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
What Professions Do People Cheat On Their Partners the Most?
You may not want to be involved with someone who works in banking. And you can take that to the bank.
Oblivious Drunk Driver Cruises Around With a Tree in Hood of Her Car
You will probably never see a more obvious reason why you shouldn't drink and drive.
Donut-Stealing Raccoon Is 2015’s Best Pastry Thief
Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop?
102-Year-Old Loses Something VERY Important While Celebrating Birthday
You only turn 102 once (if you're lucky), so this woman decided to mark the occasion in style.
Redneck Couch Moving Is Simply Ingenious
Here's a new bit for Jeff Foxworthy: if you move your couch by sliding it down from the top floor using rope, you might be a redneck.