John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
You’ll Never Guess What Gets This Baby So Hyped
This father and his 16-month-old son were watching 'Man of Steel' together quietly, but then this happened.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
Why Do These Drive Thru Workers Think They’re Hearing Voices?
A magician decides to get food at a fast food drive-thru, but all of the workers think they're hearing voices -- or are they?
These Home Improvements are Awesome and Will Make You Broke
You might think you've got cool stuff in your house, but these home improvements will have you thinking otherwise -- and wishing that you were filthy rich.
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
Watching This Giant Panda Playing in the Snow Will Melt Your Heart
This winter's been pelting us with so much snow that most of us have gotten sick of the powder. But others, like Da Mao the giant panda at the Toronto Zoo, are loving all of the snow days.
What This Squirrel Tried to Do Had Us Cracking Up
Squirrels seem like they'd make awesome pets. They're cute, they're energetic and, sometimes, they do something hilarious, like what this squirrel attempts in this video.