Courtlin’s Dog is a Little Thief [PHOTOS]

I'll be the first one to tell you that my dog is a giant pain in the butt. I love his cute little face to death, but he's kind of a jerk. Charles (my dog) is actually living with my mom back in Michigan right now, because I can't have dogs in my apartment building, and she will tell you the same thing.

Charles likes to steal things.

Sometimes he steals things and just walks around with them, and sometimes he steals things and completely destroys them. I guess it depends on his mood. Last night he stole an apple. Not a piece of apple, but an entire apple. But he didn't eat it, he just walked around holding it by them stem. My mom sent some pictures and I couldn't help but laugh:

Honestly, this isn't even close to the worst thing that he's stolen. He loves to chew up plastic hangers, remotes, pens, chapstick, shoes, glasses, Christmas ornaments, hairbrushes, and WORST of all, birth control pills (that was a fun call to the vet). We always forgive him, though. He's cute, so it's hard not to.

What's the craziest thing your pet has even stolen or destroyed? We would love to hear your stories! Share them with us in the comments.