Late last night, a little after the midnight hour, Hell froze over. Reports of pigs and other assorted swine growing wings and taking flight started pouring in from all over the country. Dogs and cats were living together — it was mass hysteria, all because the Chicago Cubs had finally won the World Series after a 108-year drought.
If the Cubs can make it to the World Series this year, it would set up a matchup of two of the longest-running teams without a title in Major League Baseball.