Did you hear about the wayward zebra? Seems some guy in Central Iowa owns one and it got away over the weekend. This Iowa news anchor reports live from Altow-nah, Iowa.


That striped fella probably wishes he could roam the savannah and not Central Iowa with an "exotic animal collector."

I think I feel some zebra jokes coming on...

    • What's black and white and red & yellow all over? A Cyclone backing, sun-burned zebra.
    • What's a zebra's favorite song? Black & White by Michael Jackson.
    • What's a zebra's favorite position in football? Ref.
    • Why does the zebra want Craig Ferguson to come back to CBS? Take the place of Secretariat.

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