'Crappy News' Presents: 2018's Most Idiotic Iowans

If you're a fan of the show, you're probably a fan of "Crappy News with Happy Music." Surely I couldn't go an entire 365 days without finding some SMH-worthy stories from right here in Iowa.

Let's take a look back at these Iowans who were in the news for all the wrong reasons in 2018.

A University of Iowa football player was suspended after mistaking a squad car for an Uber.
Speaking of Uber, an Iowa City man allegedly exposed himself to a driver.
A man named King Kong (seriously) threatened to eat children in his neighborhood.
A teen inmate was busted for clogging a toilet at the county jail.
Two guys got into a rap battle at McDonald's.
An Iowa Congressman got busted for DUI.
An Iowa City man chose an unusual time to go for a swim.
A Dubuque teacher was arrested for being tipsy on the job.
And...this teacher was busted for blackface.