M&M&M’s

In May, I'll be racing to my corner Casey's to gobble up some of the new MEGA M&M's. The entire nation has stolen the Lone Star State's credo of "Everything's Bigger In Texas." Bigger, supersized...call it what you want. The Mars company has decided that doubling the chocoholic portion wouldn't be sufficient at this stage of our candy-coated evolution. They jumped right to 3x the chocolate in every "m!"

Consumerist says until May 14, you'll just have to cope with regular M&M's. Hang in there Iowans.