Zebra Walks Into a Bar….in Altoona.
Did you hear about the wayward zebra? Seems some guy in Central Iowa owns one and it got away over the weekend. This Iowa news anchor reports live from Altow-nah, Iowa.
That striped fella probably wishes he could roam the savannah and not Central Iowa with an "exotic animal collector."
I think I feel some zebra jokes coming on...
- What's black and white and red & yellow all over? A Cyclone backing, sun-burned zebra.
- What's a zebra's favorite song? Black & White by Michael Jackson.
- What's a zebra's favorite position in football? Ref.
- Why does the zebra want Craig Ferguson to come back to CBS? Take the place of Secretariat.