Drunk Illinois Man Wins Fight By Biting His Opponent’s Thumb
A man's thumb gets bitten during a fight between two drunks in Illinois.
Biting Is Now A Thing For Criminals In Illinois
In my mind, biting is something little kids do when they don't know better. Kind of like a puppy. Back in the day, adults wouldn't attempt a move like that unless they were desperate. The only incident like that I can remember is when Mike Tyson took a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear during a boxing match. Recently, a drunk Illinois woman chomped on some cops while she was getting arrested, HERE.
Nothing Good Happens After Midnight
I've heard this old saying many times during my life. Especially, back in the day when I used to party heavily. Nothing good happens after midnight. That is so true. When you're wasted, something bad is bound to occur because your mind isn't right. Check out a police blotter. You'll notice a lot of crime involving alcohol is reported late at night.
Too Much Booze Fuels Fights
If you've ever hung out in the bar scene, I'm sure you've witnessed a couple of drunks getting into a brawl. Any fights I've seen at a sporting event or concert pretty much happened because the people were intoxicated. Of course, most people that enjoy boozing it up have that one type of liquor that makes them angry. For me, it was whiskey.
Drunk Fight Turns Into Thumb Biting
Sean Marchese, 29, of Lombard, was cited about 2 a.m. Sunday at York Street and Cayuga Avenue on a charge of disorderly conduct.
According to a police report, an intoxicated Marchese was in an argument, which turned physical when he bit another person's thumb.
Well, at least the guy's thumb didn't get completely bitten off.