Bill Stage

The Bill Stage Radio Show is a distraction. The tasks you should be accomplishing in order to get that promotion or a better grade become secondary, almost unnecessary thanks to me. I’m Bill. I have been in QC radio since I started on 97X back in August of 1996 as a fresh faced go-getter…wide-eyed and full of passion & desire for all that life had to offer. Now that I’ve got all of that out of my system, it’s been a while since we’ve drank together. Let’s do that again. That was fun.

10K Could Buy You a Storm Shelter
First off...don't tell my wife about this because we'd probably take out a loan to make this happen.
We've seen some significant storms in the Quad Cities area.  From the 2020 Derecho to the run of the mill seasonal tornado, it always seems like we've got something coming our…
Attend Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp for Under $10K
Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp would be an amazing time.  Jamming with Alice Cooper, Roger Daltrey, Slash, & Dave Mustaine.
For only $4,499 you can spend 4 days playing in a band with real rock stars, learning about the music business and hearing behind the scenes stories with legends …
Why Don’t Refrigerators Have Pizza Shelves?
I like to think of myself as an idea man.  I've got tons of them.  Now, most of them don't actually see the light of day or get implemented in any way possible.  But I've got TONS of ideas.
Many of them worthless but I write them down anyway...
Man Tries to Rob Bank Via Drive Thru Tube Thing
A couple summers ago the kids and I would do this stupid thing to make each other laugh.  As we were leaving a store, or saying goodbye to a friend or exiting some sort of interaction we would say "bye"...but as if a goat was saying it.
"Baiaiaiaiaye"
It's…
Accidentally Fashionable-Cargo Pants are Cool Again
They say "fashion is cyclical".
I remember in junior high school that bell bottoms became popular with kids my age.  I personally didn't jump on the band wagon, however.  I had my own thing going on in middle school.  Something of a preppy-pompadour/perm situatio…
Can you Answer Questions While Sleeping?
My wife talks in her sleep.
Good news.  She's passed along the gene to our daughter who not only talks...but sleepwalks.  She's been known to walk into our bedroom in the middle of the night and do both.
It's creepy.
Sometimes she'll even go downstairs and will wake up onc…
How to Fix Your Ducking Autocorrect
Autocorrect has given us some very funny "happy accidents".
Moms telling their sons that dad has heartburn and is being prescribed "two prostitutes" a day instead of "Prilosec".
Telling your first date that you can't wait for a second date so …
Be Nicer To Your Wait Staff
I've never understood why people would be rude to your waitstaff.  There's no upside.  And if you think that critiquing people and shaming them into doing what you want is an upside then, you've got problems.
What good could come from talking crazy to someone who's about…

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