Since Sunday is Father's Day, it's a good time to check out this list of The Top Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say.

  • I mean, skipping college to focus on your band is the only logical thing to do!
  • I have an idea:  Why doesn't the whole family come golfing with me?!?
  • Son, did I tell you that story before?  So sorry, I don't like repeating myself.
  • Not only can you borrow the car, but you can get into all kinds of trouble and I'll come and bail you out when you call.
  • Well, if my daughter goes vegan, we ALL go vegan.
  • Ya know, I don't really have an opinion on that.  Ask your mother.
  • I better stop wearing my cargo shorts . . . I hear they're out of style.
  • Set the thermostats at whatever you like.  What's money compared to the comfort of my loved ones?
  • Who's REO Speedwagon?
  • Sure, I'll stop and ask for directions.