University of Iowa Rankings Drop As Party School

As bro-tastic as the University of Iowa is, sadly the ranking of number one party school in the country dropped, sources say. The Princeton Review, (who probably couldnt even crush a tall boy on their forehead) claim that the school has lost its way and the crown of top party school. As students have risen through the ranks over the past several years and finally took the throne in 2015 -- the fall from beer pong glory is hard hitting.

"The University of Wisconsin topped the list this year, dethroning Big Ten rival, the University of Illinois, which fell to third on the list." - KCRG

Will the school be able to recover from this tragic defeat? Could God create a keg so big, even he couldnt chug it? Students watch on in wonder, and anticipation of a brighter, drunker tomorrow.

[Via KCRG]